Dirt Diver / Kansas

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Some shameless Friday humor for everyone…of course humor is funniest when it’s rooted in truth, and that’s what we have here.  The Diver has plotted well-known national and Kansas politicians on a Venn Diagram according to Intelligence, Boldness, and Good Looks.
Included today are Sarah Palin, Mitt Romney, and Bill Clinton from national politics  – more [...]

Nothing against Sam Brownback – it’s just that he doesn’t need the cash since he’s running unopposed.  Whatever you were going to send him, send it to another candidate instead.  If you write a check to Brownback, it’ll just go for more booze at the inauguration ball.

Update: Several commenters continue to point out the obvious – that Adkins was acting on behalf of Cerner when she made the $5,000 contribution to Moore’s campaign.  But the Diver had already acknowledged that fact.
The question raised here is whether or not this issue informs us about Amanda Adkins and her principles.  I can personally [...]

Dirt Diver was very busy tonight toying with a new tool on loan from the CIA called the XPS-3000, an experimental photo scanner which can zoom in, enhance, and unwarp background objects.
It’s very handy for rooting around in all sorts of places people don’t expect.
Tonight, the Diver pointed this powerful technology at the desk of [...]

OK, look here, you dirtbag liberals – yeah, I’m talking to you, Kansas Jackass – I’ve had it up to here (and you know just exactly how high I’m holding my hand right now) with this nonsense about my home-girl Amanda Adkins calling Ted Kennedy, Dick Durbin and that she-devil Hillary Clinton some of “the [...]

So today’s the day I take over the Republican Party and marginalize everyone I don’t like, and I can’t believe that fat slob Ron Thornburgh let me do it.  This was like taking candy from a baby (something I’m sure Ron “Pancakes” Thornburgh has done more than a few times).
Today’s the day that the Kansas [...]

Yes, stupid liberals and RINO Republicans, it is I, Sam Brownback, recognizing that for the next two years I will be campaigning to become governor of Kansas, and that it’s time I “took the bull by the horns.”
My two year quest for Cedar Crest began today with a bit of skullduggery and cyber-sluething to identify [...]

Dirt Diver has plotted well-known Kansas politicos on a chart measuring cerebral power against, um…well, balls.
The chart helps shed some light on why a guy like Rob Thornburgh is still viewed as a somewhat viable candidate for Governor while Phill Kline is now a professor in Virginia.
The difference?  Balls.
Crude?  Yes.  But there’s really no other [...]