Dirt Diver / Kansas

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Nothing against Sam Brownback – it’s just that he doesn’t need the cash since he’s running unopposed.  Whatever you were going to send him, send it to another candidate instead.  If you write a check to Brownback, it’ll just go for more booze at the inauguration ball.

Dirt Diver was very busy tonight toying with a new tool on loan from the CIA called the XPS-3000, an experimental photo scanner which can zoom in, enhance, and unwarp background objects.
It’s very handy for rooting around in all sorts of places people don’t expect.
Tonight, the Diver pointed this powerful technology at the desk of [...]

OK, look here, you dirtbag liberals – yeah, I’m talking to you, Kansas Jackass – I’ve had it up to here (and you know just exactly how high I’m holding my hand right now) with this nonsense about my home-girl Amanda Adkins calling Ted Kennedy, Dick Durbin and that she-devil Hillary Clinton some of “the [...]

So today’s the day I take over the Republican Party and marginalize everyone I don’t like, and I can’t believe that fat slob Ron Thornburgh let me do it.  This was like taking candy from a baby (something I’m sure Ron “Pancakes” Thornburgh has done more than a few times).
Today’s the day that the Kansas [...]

Yes, stupid liberals and RINO Republicans, it is I, Sam Brownback, recognizing that for the next two years I will be campaigning to become governor of Kansas, and that it’s time I “took the bull by the horns.”
My two year quest for Cedar Crest began today with a bit of skullduggery and cyber-sluething to identify [...]

Buried deep in the dark corners of the “KDP Strategy Guide” acquired by Dirt Diver yesterday, it was clear that former Congresswoman Nancy Boyda (and her husband Steve) were gearing up for another bite at the apple.
She’s tasted the sweet nectar of Washington, folks, and she wants to taste it again.  To do so, however, [...]

Kansas Democrats were left scrambling early Tuesday morning after a highly sensitive Election Strategy Guide fell into Dirt Diver’s possession.  The presentation was compiled from photographs and other important and embarrassing memos as part of the KDP’s 2010 Election Strategy.
Dirt Diver / Kansas acquired a copy of the presentation early Tuesday morning from an emailer [...]

Dirt Diver has plotted well-known Kansas politicos on a chart measuring cerebral power against, um…well, balls.
The chart helps shed some light on why a guy like Rob Thornburgh is still viewed as a somewhat viable candidate for Governor while Phill Kline is now a professor in Virginia.
The difference?  Balls.
Crude?  Yes.  But there’s really no other [...]

Quick.  Who is the most powerful Democrat in Kansas?
Nope.  It’s not Kathleen Sebelius.  Her power is already waning as she enters her lame-duck period as governor.
The most powerful Democrat in Kansas is Sixface, the power-hungry, coke-snorting, hooker-chasing, money-raising machine we all know as Attorney General Stephen N. Six.  OK, maybe only two of the preceding [...]

This one’s been out there for a while now, but let’s see what the Dirt Diver community thinks of it.  Will Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius leave Cedar Crest and head to Lawrence to become a Jayhawk?
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