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The Dumb, The Gutless, and The Ugly

The Dumb, The Gutless, and The Ugly

Some shameless Friday humor for everyone…of course humor is funniest when it’s rooted in truth, and that’s what we have here.  The Diver has plotted well-known national and Kansas politicians on a Venn Diagram according to Intelligence, Boldness, and Good Looks.
Included today are Sarah Palin, Mitt Romney, and Bill Clinton from national politics  – more [...]

Wasinger Campaign Death Watch

Wasinger Campaign Death Watch

Going out on a limb today to predict the ultimate demise of the Wasinger campaign, after the Right Kansas blog posted 4th quarter fundraising numbers…in short, Wasinger isn’t keeping pace.  In fact, he’s now in 3rd place behind Jim Barnett and in danger of splitting the conservative vote with Wasinger, meaning the moderate Barnett would [...]

Candidate says Meade County Farmers are Stupid Freaking Idiots

Candidate says Meade County Farmers are Stupid Freaking Idiots

In the first of at least two videos posted by some folks who may have a point, State Senator Tim Huelskamp tries to score points by poking fun at himself but instead ends up sticking his “small shoe” in his mouth.
Listen as he says that all Meade County Farmers are nothing short of slobbering, inbred, [...]

Three things NOT to say when you're running for Congress

Three things NOT to say when you’re running for Congress

Dirt Diver is proud to present our first Op-Ed, submitted by Mr. “Angry Andy” of Garden City, Kansas.
By Angry Andy, Special to Dirt Diver
Roll Call magazine published a report on the Kansas congressional contest between State Senator Tim Huelskamp, former Brownback man Rob Wasinger, and some other guy whom Roll Call says “could not be [...]

Rob Wasinger gets CoNKed in the head by viral video

Rob Wasinger gets CoNKed in the head by viral video

UPDATE: The floodgates have opened on Rob Wasinger today.  In addition to the huge scoop below, check back later today when Dirt Diver will post an additional exclusive on the oft-ridiculed Wasinger for Congress campaign later this afternoon.
For the record, Dirt Diver is not picking on Rob Wasinger on purpose, that just happens to be [...]

Fake Sam Brownback seizes control of Dirt Diver blog

Fake Sam Brownback seizes control of Dirt Diver blog

Yes, stupid liberals and RINO Republicans, it is I, Sam Brownback, recognizing that for the next two years I will be campaigning to become governor of Kansas, and that it’s time I “took the bull by the horns.”
My two year quest for Cedar Crest began today with a bit of skullduggery and cyber-sluething to identify [...]

Four Reasons Why Jerry Moran Won't Be A U.S. Senator in 2010

Four Reasons Why Jerry Moran Won’t Be A U.S. Senator in 2010

With U.S. Senator Sam Brownback running for Kansas Governor in 2010, Congressman Jerry Moran announced he would seek the Republican nomination to replace Brownback.  But several recent developments have dealt a death-blow to Moran’s prospects.  Below are four reasons why Dirt Diver recommends short-selling Moran’s Senate stock.
1)  Job Security: Running for the Senate seat precludes [...]